Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Conservative News of the day

Because this is a fair blog, I'd like to present both sides of the "Debate"!
Here we go, some news straight from Conservapedia!

Obama's Religious Ruse: 'I've Always Been a Christian' [4]
"The ruse that he is a Christian must be exposed for what it really is: Obama's cloak to conceal that he is a Marxist from a Muslim background, for which he holds widespread support in the Islamic world."

Ooooh Man, Marxist AND Muslim! Doesn't get any worse then that!
Oh man, and look at this evidence! He's able to recite a Muslim prayer(HEATHEN! Knowledge of any religion besides Christianity is EVIL), and oh man... He was from a Muslim family, with, *shudder*, AN AGNOSTIC mom, who isn't a real Christian, because she only "believes in Christ", she doesn't go to church, or kill abortion doctors!
Wait, even though he's gone to church for the past 10-15 years, it was in a liberal Christian church!
Oh man, why does he hate America?

The news of the day gets even more horrific!
Textbook bias: "A Wisconsin mother is furious that her tax dollars helped buy a middle-school textbook that includes a passage from Barack Obama's speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, but has no mention of John McCain." [5]
OH MY GOD! Textbooks are now recognizing that Obama's speeches have influence and are elegant(not to mention written by himself), and McCain reading note cards written by a staff member is not!

But look, even more awful news!
The voter fraud commited by ACORN on behalf of Obama continues, including the attempted registration in Tampa, Florida of a very famous mouse: [6]
OH MY GOD! ACORN once again had an employer who committed voter fraud, and once again ACORN stopped them with a simple and elegant process that makes sure nobody games the ACORN system!

Wait. The worst news of all:
"Obama didn't write 'Dreams' – Ayers did." The growing evidence is [11].
The stunning and empirical evidence for this claim is as follows:
1. A completely different piece of writing on Organization(an essay) written by Obama several years before hand doesn't look quite the same as the writing style of 'Dreams'.

2. Even though Dreams went through a Publisher and an elaborate editing process, which the previous article did not, they should still look the same.

3. So, this means Obama did not write 'Dreams Of My Fathers'. Who did? It therefore MUST be that guy who worked at the same school as Obama but whom he rarely saw or talked with!


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